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So finally I get a few moments to sit down again and pour my heart out.Life is getting so complicated, fast paced and interestingly exciting as I grow up. I remember, not too long ago, I used to have a few minutes every day to kill. It all changed…… its 12:30am on a Monday morning and I am writing.

Not that I have run out of things to say or write about, but I am going to make this short. I just realized today, in the past 8 years of my life, never have there been a 4 month stretch when I did not fly or take a plane to somewhere. It has been 8 months now since I sat on an airplane and I’m bothered now to a disturbing extent. What does that mean? Am I getting poorer? Busier? Older? Or maybe I’m just stuck in a little town in Southern California that has contained me so well that I don’t even think about going anywhere?

Anyway, just doing some research about ticket prices, flying and travel industry in the USA & Canada, I found some Murphy’s laws. Thought I’d share these with my friends.¬† These are actually true. Now that I think of it, each one of these has applied to me over and over again¬† during my great journeys within and beyond North America.

Murphy Laws For Frequent Flyers:

1. No flight ever leaves on time unless you are running late and need the delay to make the flight.

2. If you are running late for a flight, it will depart from the farthest gate in the terminal.

3. If you arrive very early for a flight, it inevitably will be delayed.

4. Flights never leave from Gate #1 at any terminal in the world.

5. If you must work on your flight, you will experience turbulence as soon as you touch pen to paper.

6. If you are assigned a middle seat, you can determine who has the seats on the aisle and the window while you are still in the boarding area. Just look for the two largest passengers.

7. Its always the passengers seated in window seats who have to get up to go to the lavatory.

8. The crying baby on board your flight is always seated within 6 feet of you.

9. The best-looking woman on your flight is never seated next to you.

10. The less carry-on luggage space available on an aircraft, the more carry-on luggage passengers will bring aboard.

2 Comments to “The Travelers Murphy’s Laws”

  1. cheapecig says:

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  2. adil says:

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